Welcome, and let me begin with our mission statement: To hold Yahoo's utterly incapable and motley crew of fantasy pundits accountable for their misbegotten advice. Specifically, we are targeting a dynamic duo of dimwittedness. A terrible twosome. A tandem of fandom: Brandon Funston and Brad Evans. We enjoy the venerable Larry Beil for his temperament in dealing with these bozos and his extensive career as an actual sports reporter. We're indifferent toward the rest but unfortunately those guys are not nearly as ubiquitous as Tons 'o Fun and the Warhammer geek.
This blog will be managed entirely by college students who serve a dual purpose as fantasy savants. We have delegated certain people to their respective areas of expertise, rather than pulling a Yahoo and giving two incompetent losers the entire gamut. How can you trust us? We guarantee to serve a twofold purpose for you, the fantasy junkie. First, we promise to consistently outperform the projections (weekly, seasonal, et al) offered by Yahoo's dream team. That is a commitment we vow not to break. Second, we will go above and beyond the call of duty in terms of assisting you in crafting a fantasy dynasty. We view fantasy sports as a statistical contest AND a game of psychological warfare. Here is a brief list of what to expect from us:
-Critical Analysis of every Funston/Evans article. We are your watchdogs.
-Matching weekly projections for Evans's "Bringin The Noise" Articles. He's barely at .500; we will deliver victory for you.
-Fantasy cheat sheets
-Immensely valuable and original articles on the psychological aspects of fantasy sports
-A levity you will find refreshing after years of bad puns from Evans
